tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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dekutree:

drive

dekutree:

drive

(Source: nkym, via ruinedchildhood)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

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equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

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yes, grandma

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